An advanced homosexual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. You start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. Once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. You then stretch the sack over the entire erect penis and With one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. Now With your other arm supporting your lower back. Have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word "Gamera" three times. Now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. From approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric Dickersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole " flying turtle... Nothing worse than a fractured Half turtle.
Godspeed
This move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by Adam Carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.
Adam-" Hey bald Bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you've been taking.... I got something better."
Bryan-" what's that boss?"
Adam-" looks like you dropped your pencil"
Bryan-" oh thank......... Uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! Not operation flying turtle again!!"
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An operation after World War II involving Nazi scientists, US and Russian interests, and that guy from the 70's show--Red.
Red: Damn those commies!
Me: what do you want me to do?
Red: I order you to kill the commies and get me those scientists, immediately!
Me: sure thing, sir! We'll call it Operation Paperclip. No one will ever suspect a thing with a name so insignificant as that!
And so started the Cold War...
True Story. No shit. There I was...
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(n) November 2, 2004
The first objective of Operation American Freedom is to oust the Bush regime.
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the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.
operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.
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An operation in which one repeatedly gives away high-calorie treats such as muffins, cookies, and donuts to oneβs friends, relatives, and associates to fatten them up, so that one appears thinner in comparison.
Rumor has it that the singer Mariah Carey has a policy where other women appearing in her music videos must be fatter than she is so that she appears thinner in comparison.
Can you stop your Operation Mariah Carey? We canβt resist the cookies you leave in the office kitchen, and we are getting really fat.
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An Invasion. Especially one conducted by an authoritarian regime.
This isnβt an Invadion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine. It is a Special Military Operation.
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a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.
we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.
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