Smelly Owl

A sexual act usually involving a male and female. The male bend the woman over and proceeds to take a shit on her back. He then, without her knowing, snaps her neck; Giving her the appearance of an owl with the addition of a stench, more commonly described as smelly.

"Hey ralph, yesterday I got a new girlfriend, she was a smelly owl when I got done with her."

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Night Owl

A girl you sleep with that you don't want your friends to know about. Typically some easy girl you meet at a bar or party that is willing to sleep with you A.S.A.P.

"When is the last time you've gotten laid?"
"Last weekend with some night owl I met at the bar."

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Owl City

Basically The Postal Service except watered down and waaaaaay overrated.

Owl City is a wannabe of The Postal Service. Adam Young is a major fag.

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Owl City

A "band" that produces songs that should be in the soundtrack to every Twilight movie (not a compliment). The lyrics are written to be nonsensical enough to make listeners feel clever, but the songs are also Auto-Tuned enough to make listeners feel trendy.

Owl City Fan: Heyyyyyy, I just listened to Hot Air Balloon. Owl City is totally legit! He's like a modern Beatles!

Nirvana Fan: lol. Even Ringo Starr has the right to take a giant shit on Owl City's albums.

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fowl owl

a southern good ol boy who is always on the make for the local chicks of his town

that fowl owl is on the prowl...

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Tender Owl

A person that believes that all problems can be solved by a warm embrace and kind words.

Hey! There's no need to fight. It's okay to be a tender owl sometimes.

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moist owl

1.)an owl that has become moist.
2.) an ugly, stinky, old looking pussy that has become wet somehow

ex.1) I just sprayed an owl with a squirt gun and now its a moist owl

ex.2) i almost banged this girl until i saw she had a moist owl and i just ran for it.

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