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The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 5, 2011


Peach Dream

A variation on the standard vodkabrini, made by mixing peach lambrini and vodka.
Just as lethal as the standard vodkabrini!

MMMMMmmmm That peach dream was deeelish, but i am hammmmeerrreed!

by sophie_alice90luffs May 12, 2009


Peach blow

Eating the booty.

Babe I'm gonna peach blow you later tonight.

by Unicorndogs42 September 21, 2016


lampoon peach

a lampoon peach (or a lampoon peacher) is when a male freezes a fruit peach, for a number of hours, then inserts it deep into his anal passage.

"ZOMG sophie! i just lampoon peached your brother alex!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth December 16, 2007


peach taffy

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017


snazzy peaches

A slang alternative to cool beans.

But better.

Person 1: I just got a new laptop!
Person 2: Snazzy peaches.

by Familiar+Jinxeth June 30, 2011


Juicy Peach

A nice, large, firm, bubble butt.

Look at that juicy peach, I’d like to squeeze it.

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022