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Slang term for one's own penis.
Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.
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Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.
Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"
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The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)
"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal
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Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!
Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!
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The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
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