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The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
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That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.
A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.
Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney
Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?
When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.
Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.
A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.
She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking
Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!