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The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
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A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.
KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!
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Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?
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The name of some guy who got absolutely nae naed by the US in the Mexican-American war.
Bob: Hey, have you heard about Santa Anna?
Jane: Yeah, he got nae naed by Sam Houston!
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When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
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A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.
Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.
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A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.
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