wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.

Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??

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Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

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wet shoe

the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.

mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.

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shoe rule

When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.

person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today

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shoe on head

A request made at a sexual entertainment industry that instead of being sexual it is just used to see if they will actually do it.

Brandon:Yeah! You read that book!
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.

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shoe fetish

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

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Brown Shoe

When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.

Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.

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