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The act of wanting to eat after sex.
*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.
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one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake
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Graggle Simpson is a Simpsons character that has been there since episode one despite not being fully remembered among most.
Person A: Who's your favourite Simpsons character?
Person B: My favourite Simpson character's gotta be Graggle Simpson.
Person A: Graggle Simpson? Who the heck is Graggle Simpson?
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A large man who will eat you out of house and home and also such a hoot.
My fridge is empty, bet it was that billy Simpson
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The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean
Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people
Person two: But the court said Not Guilty
Person one: Yeah, but he still did it
Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?
Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive
Person one: Oh, ok
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When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.
Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there
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