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Street Smart

A phrase dumb people use whenever they want to use the word "smart" to describe themselves.

Dave- Hey, have you read this book?
Mark- Naw man i'm street smart naw book smart.
Dave- You're a fucking dumbass

by sirius911 October 1, 2009

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smart as a whip

Someone who is really smart

Hi Elsie, your as smart as a whip.

by Cake Delight September 1, 2020

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Smart-blind

unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.

Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.

Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.

by beachton October 21, 2010

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smart ass

an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

one that exports money.

by Smart All Over October 5, 2003

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Amy Smart

A female actress whom possesses the All-American beauty in a better & elegant manner.

The 'Road Trip' Amy Smart and the 'Eurotrip' Scott Mechlowicz confronts each other in 2006's 'Peaceful Warrior'.

by Peevee May 23, 2006

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Smart Car

A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.

"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."
"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."

by Hrach September 3, 2005

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street smart

A phrase used by dumb and/or ignorant people that want to use the word 'smart' to describe themselves. These particular people tend to look down on intelligent people who actually put time and effort into learning to make their lives better. Basically used as an excuse for dumb people who don't value education and pursuing new ideas and don't understand that learning math and language skills give you a big leg up in the world.

"If you spend your life reading books, you aint gonna last in the real world. You gotta be street smart to survive."

"I don't have to learn nothing to survive. I'm street smart."

"I'm not book smart, I'm street smart."

by IamDBCooper June 4, 2014

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