spank pile

An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).

Lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen counter and remained stuck for several hours.

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spank rape

when someone spanks you against your will.

Officer: what is it M'am?
You: i was spank raped!! *sob*

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to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself

Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!

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spank shop

A finacial investment company set up of shore, usually Spain, and thus not subject to UK regulations with the intention of ripping off as many people as possible.

Dave and Steve made a packet with their spank shop and went on to open a health food store in Norwich.

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Hammer spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.

Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.

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meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.

Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.

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Panda spanking

do something silly. Something quirky. Something TOTALLY unexpected

Have you spanked a Panda today?
Panda spanking relieves stress

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