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Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv

She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday

by Twurzy July 7, 2018


Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024


Swallow Goat

To swallow goat is to essentially just another phrase for sucking a D**k. It can be used in many a situation and is slightly less crude if you are speaking in front of people that you are embarrassed to speak freely in front of.

Oh hey Sarah, did you swallow goat last night?”
“Oh yeah, I swallowed that goat good”

by Latisha La’toe June 9, 2022


swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011


Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS

Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'

by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 9, 2024


Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.

You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!

by livierose February 27, 2019


Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.

Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!

by FratDaddy22 December 1, 2010