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Running up a tab with a drug dealer.
He won't answer his phone because he knows I want to tick it up.
The ticking sound that all chevy vehicles get.
Guy 1: hey that vehicle is ticking over there.
Guy 2: yeah thats a chevy. Its gotca bad case of the chevy tick.
After a hike, you discover a Tick on your Dick. Worried.... you then take a pic to send to your doctor. Thus a "Tick Pic."
Craig discovered a tick on his dick... He sent a Tick Pic to his Doc.
Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.
-Lil Wayne
When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.
“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”