supreme uncle

Supreme uncle is an absolute unit, he is sexy and powerful AF. He has 16 children but ditched them for this little Indian kid called Patel. Him and Patel run a corner shop together and they kabbab Jews and skewer them in the corner shop. Supreme uncle and Patel go on adventures together they go to the mountains of Sri Lanka to build sex robots with customisable pussy depth and boob size.

Cultured person: have you heard of the absolute goat knows as supreme uncle?
Uncultured Jew: no.
Cultured person: you are a disgrace you Thilthy Jewish swine i will get supreme uncle to skewer you in his corner shop like how he does to the other Jews.

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Uncle Editor

Uncle Editor is Sophie Fergis Uncle" Adam Trimmer "when he Re-mix's the Into on her Vlogs.

re mix the Intro Uncle Editor!

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uncle nasty

TommyInnits creppy ass doll that a lady gave him on the beach and wilbur soot / charlie slimecicle tried to exorcise

"Uncle nasty is NOT haunted wilbur"

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uncle leroy

All you need is two people and a victim. The first person holds the victim down and puts their feet up, then the second person comes in and punches the victim square in the butthole. It hurts like hell. Preferably done to the 5th grader who lives across the street that tells on you all the time. One day he'll learn.

Dude we held down jimmy last night and gave him an Uncle Leroy and he cried like a bitch.

Shut up or you're getting a straight shot to your pooper...uncle leroy style!

I tried giving my wife the Uncle Leroy last night for not washing the dishes.

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Uncle Ralph

A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.

DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."

Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."

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Uncle Carl

The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.

A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!

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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.

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Uncle Knuckles

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.

Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.

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