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zach russo

The man the myth the legend. Dick so big he can knock you out

Yo! I saw zach russo the other day and he knocked me out with his penis! hes a tough kid dont mess with him

by michaeloconnell December 22, 2016


Zach huff

Faggot who hates on the Air Force because they ran a train on his sister, mom, and grandma at the same time. At the thought of this, he vowed revenge by doing whatever he could trying to discredit the Air Force by bolstering the image of the Navy by sucking semen from Seamen. Who's the fag now Zach "blows like a bagpipe" Huff?

Zach Huff joined the Navy for the openly fag atmosphere and continued his endeavors in prison where his anus was used like two pancakes flapping in the wind with little or no noise.

by Dirk Dingler December 29, 2017


Zach Parise

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

by anonymous Devil Fan August 9, 2007

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Zach welcomer

A fucking douche bag

This Zach welcomer needs to kill himself

by Jethrow October 6, 2016


zach morris

(noun)
1.The main character from american pop culture classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell"
(verb)
2. to mastermind an operation smoothly in a half an hour.
3. to go to great extent to make personal disposition a reality in a half an hour.
4. to decieve everyone to get the girl in a half hour.

NOUN- "I was watching saved by the bell and that Zach Morris has the best style." "Go Bayside!"

VERB- "It's due in 20 minutes and i havent even started... i better figure out a way to zach morris this shit."

by Haldeen February 5, 2007

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zach hill

One of the greatest drummers alive (Currently) whose played in a bunch of bands such as Hella, Team Sleep, Wavves, and most notably Death Grips

He's well known for his impossibly frantic drumming style and odd time signatures

Person A: Who's Zach Hill
Person B: One of the best drummers ever, absolutely insane

by Trent Resinor October 10, 2018

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Zach herron

Zach herron is 1/5 of why don't we he is hot and he has a great smile

Zach herron part of the song is my favorite

by AJ is a dumb hoe aka MrsMendes July 21, 2019