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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 April 7, 2016


yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023


Xilo The Meme Thief

Xilo The Meme Thief is a discord user well know around Luci's discord server as The Giga Chad he has earned the nickname as for humiliating many people,Furries and much more to the point where he has humiliated a discord mod (that was a furry) to the extent that the mod had to mute him each time he arrives on the discord server.

"Bro nothing compares to this discord mod bro this furry makes Hitler looks like a turd in the fucking wind."

XIlo The Meme Thief is just a guy humiliating furrys and people.

by Whywashitlerabitch April 29, 2022


condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 28, 2012


Justice thief

A person who always needs to be correct. The will never accept that they are at fault. The misinterpret situations and view their opinions as the truth.

Faye is being a justice thief right now because she refuses to apologize for leaving the gas cap on the hood of the car which made it blow away. She says it’s okay because she paid for the gas.

by strawberry ice cream November 23, 2021


Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them

D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief

by Karma gottam October 11, 2021


poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014