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long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son
man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
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Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
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Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
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A place or time where things purposely or inadvertently become extremely dangerous.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
"Woah, we were just sitting there in the livingroom when a sink-hole opened up underneath our house. That was a one way ticket to Danger Country!"
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Redneck that is dressed in hat t shirt boots jeans sun glasses listens to country music
We saw some country scum walking towards us
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When you delete someone from facebook in order to obtain a smaller friends list "country club".
Oh, I just country clubbed 200 people.
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