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fair-weather christian

People that observe the Christian religion, but only attend church on Christmas and Easter.

Stan arriving at church late: Great no spaces! Thanks to the fair-weather Christians that only show up on Christmas and Easter.

by baudday January 26, 2010

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Fair-weather friend

What most people you will meet in life are by nature. There's always something to do, a part of the world you haven't seen. There's one person who's not a fair-weather friend in your life, and that is you. There's only one person you need, there's only one you have to rely on. Yourself, everybody else needs to fuck off, period.

It's rare to find somebody who doesn't keep a few phony fair-weather friends around, but some people don't do it that way, they live how they want, they're here one time only, period.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2016

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fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

130๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.

A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer

by BooYouFuckinWhore April 21, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fair Weather Biker

A person that has a motorcycle and rides it only when he knows,absolutely,that the weather is going to be perfect.

"Danny won't be riding today because it's too cool and cloudy" " You know he's just a punk ass fair weather biker"

by Mystifye May 17, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

500๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019