Coffee Cow

A common term to describe Brandon “Atrioc” Glizzy Hands” Ewing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee

Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now”

Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”

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Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

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Cow Hugger

One who suffers from an overdose of Chick-Fil-A in college. The subject is left hating the once delicious food by graduation.

man 1: Hey dude, do you want to go to Chick-Fil-A for lunch?

man 2: Nah man, I was a cow hugger in college.

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Mad Cow

When the arch of your foot cramps up causing excruciating pain.

Owwwww, my foot's cramping up!!! I got the MAD COW!

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FAT COW

a fat cow is someone who cheats on people and eats hella lot

“Camryn your such a FAT COW”

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there is no cow level

A cheat you can type in the original version of StarCraft ( a real time strategy game made by Blizzard ) to automatically win the level that you are playing.

"I can't beat this f'ing level, it's so hard!!"

"Just type in 'there is no cow level' and press enter!"

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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

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