cut loaf

A woman who is no longer a virgin. Once a female is no longer a virgin, having sex again isn't detectable, since there isn't a hymen. Like taking a slice of bread from a loaf that has already been cut.

Tim: Didn't her husband know she has sex with you?

Rick: A slice from a cut loaf is never missed.

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pinch a loaf

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

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dick loaf

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

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PUMPKIN LOAF

when you take a shit in a girls pussy and the cum on it.

Hey dude,guess what.Jaylen asked me to give her a "PUMPKIN LOAF".

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dutch loaf

A Dutch Loaf is when you are having sex with a Dutch girl and after you bust a nut she lets you wipe it on the curtains. The Dutch woman in question usually doesn't shave.

I was busting a nut with this girl in Holland and she let me Dutch Loaf all over the G

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Huge loaf

A very large loaf of bread.

Bobby: What's that thing sitting on your stove? I can't even see the burners, it's so big!

Jimmy: Oh, that's the bread my mommy baked today.

Bobby: Dang, that's a huge loaf!!!

Jimmy: Hell yes homeslice, fo shizzle.

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lint loaf

Little ball created out of bits of your cotton T-shirts that you find in your belly button. It was mentioned in one episode of Ren & Stimpy, in which Stimpy enters his belly button, where he meets a Belly Button Elf who serves him lint loaf as his dinner.

Woah! Do you EVER remove that lint loaf?? It's starting to develop a mind of its own, plus it smells like crap.

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