shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

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Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

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shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

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you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

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the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

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to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that

A non-literal phrasal verb declaring oneself to be supportive of and in agreement to another's idea, suggestion or recommendation. More common among males but also heard by the few females that know how to relax, not be prudish and accept that it probably is a really good time to have a dick to put in things.

(to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that)

"Bruh, that storm last night brought 18 inches of fresh pow up at Solitude! Should we strap on the boards and go shred the gnar!?"

"Oh yipee! I'll put my dick in that! Just remember, no friends on powder days. I'll be there, you just worry about keeping up bruh."