beard oil

The cum that gets on tour beard after eating a girl out.

Damn girl, this is some stinky ass beard oil you have.

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oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guys as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to decirbe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting"

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

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oil check

similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge

"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."

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cigarette oil

Also known as embalming fluid. Easily made from extracting and concentrating certain chemicals in cigarettes. Ganja is sometimes dipped into the mixture before soled. It produces more potent but much more harmful effects. It has been said that people who smoke embalming fluid have major, permanent mental changes.

"Dip dem buds in dat pot of cigarette oil shawty."

"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."

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oil can

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

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Oil Drill

When you buttfuck a chick so hard that she shits on your dick.

Did she shit on your dick?

Yeah, I oil drilled that bitch.

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oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

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