when you eat big meal and pick up a girl at the same time
tonight was a great night got a big mac value meal super sized and wine&bag the chick number staring at me as i left
When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.
“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James
“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom
“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James
A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.
Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"
Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.
Slowly getting drunk but still no joy
She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex
A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!
Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!