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en toast

originated at Michigan State University from a suburban kid from the most isolated town in America who easily lives the most pathetic lifestyle possible consisting of 4 half gallons of rum a week. the word can simply mean any form of drunken shenanigans. For example being drunk, blacking out, sending mass text messages of the word "en toast" all qualify. Anything is fair game.

Man you peed in the hallway of that apartment and punched out a light last night man, you were really drunk...yep i was en toasted as shit.

by dmoneycashmoney March 23, 2009

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Pussy on toast

A very delicious mid-morning snack, referred to in "Drips" by Eminem

"But surely, PUSSY ON TOAST"

by jewboy11505 December 25, 2008

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Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong December 13, 2007

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Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005

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Bang Toasted

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

by Oreosareyummy February 5, 2010

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Keeks on Toast

A mild expression of joy, gleefulness and/or surprise.

Exmaple one:
Person 1: I wanna eat cake with you
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, really???!
Person 1: Yes, I do.

Example two:
Person 1: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, that's funny!

by Spal September 24, 2006

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burnt toast

a piece of bread that is burnt.
this is one of four words that is involved in the Jackson High School controversy about the shirts. ASB printed words on backs of shirts and handed them out, but after someone looked on urbnadictionary, the shirts became news and were revoked

my toast is burnt (burnt toast)

by jacksonburnttoasts March 29, 2009

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