The M-Train

noun - Sudden need to masterbate, causing disappearance to the bathroom.

"Where's Chris?"
"He saw that girl's booty and hopped on the M-Train."

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Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

-or-

I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

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Train Ride

Noun: A sexual encounter involving two men and one woman. Usually indicating doggystle sex between one man and the woman while she blows the other man.

Past Tense: Rode the Train

David and Tom were excited about the Train Ride they were about to recieve from Amy.

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blackout train

A phrase used usually by college students to communicate the fact that they going to get so drunk that they will not remember anything the next morning.

Person 1: "The blackout train is departing at 9pm sharp, you wanna come?"

Person 2: "Yeah, get me a one way ticket on the blackout train"

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run the train

where multiple guys have sex with one girl.

YO Blaze, who'd you run the train with last night on Annie??

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Spoon Train

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.

eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc

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run train

When a bunch of guys have sex with the same girl one after another with no break for the girl

Yo tonight were going run train on that bitch Jenny
-Cool hopefully i'm not the caboose.

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