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A Bird Trap is a girl who seems attractive and chill, but they turn out to be extremely obsessive and crazy.
"Hey man that Hailey chick turned out to be a real bird trap,"
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A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.
"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".
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During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.
That asshole Zack left a pizza trap for me.
When you are so toasty warm and comfortable in your kotatsu, escape is impossible.
I really need to go to the bathroom, but it's so warm and comfortable here, I can't move - I'm in a kotatsu trap!
When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.
Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!
A Trap Hindu is a male Hindustani who grew up in the slums of India that traps, is “street”, but has his own ambitions to become successful and feed his family.
Aniruddha has come a long way from being a Bombay Trap Hindu, now he has his own company in America.