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A global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. The body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. Also could be referred to as a "jet setter".
"Have you seen Jake lately? He's been missing for two weeks."
"I haven't seen him for a long time. These dudes down the block told me that he's a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore."
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A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa
Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?
Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.
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A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
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When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
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Teenage chick movie about 4 girls who constantly get into each other's pants.
Middle-aged men loved the sisterhood of the traveling pants for an entirely different reason.
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The great display of ice hockey players that actually play ice hockey unlike faggots in inhouse hockey.
Most travel ice hockey players go on to play for their schools varsity team in ice hockey
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Something one would say to another as they or both of them are about to get really high.
Person A "Hey happy 4/20 man, safe travel(s)"
Person B "Yooo you too dude, shits wild"
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