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A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
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Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
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A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.
I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.
A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.
"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"
A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."