Runny Tummy

A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.

Symptoms include:

•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain

Causes:

•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout

Treatment:

•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell

I ate a Taco Bell 3 hours ago and I now have a runny tummy as a result.

Marcia Tummy

An intense feeling of "over fullness" following a big meal or bottomless Rootbeer Float. Usually followed by laying on the floor, stomach massage, moaning and regret.

Ooooo, why did I eat that second burger!? Now I've got Marcia Tummy. I'm going to go lay down for a while and let my body focus on digestion.

cummy tummy

when you're extremely nauseous and end up vomitting as you've never before.

man cummy tummy su- *violent hurling*

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