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a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina
I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.
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One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!
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When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
There doing a twat lap again
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British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.
Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!
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Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.
Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!
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Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter
I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.
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The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"
Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long
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