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twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.

He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.

by phillystarlight January 1, 2011

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twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.

A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"

by coystags May 20, 2020

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hh twitter

Short for "Hip-Hop Twitter." Originally a place where people engaged in friendly hip-hop related discussion online on Twitter, hh twitter (or just hht) has turned into a concoction of "hot takes," haters, simps, and e-girls overusing repeated formats such as ">," and "pick a row or column." Everything is exaggerated, either trash or top tier, either overrated or underrated.

"Hey, I'm new to hh twitter. My favorite rappers are Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. RT to find mutuals"

by Derrrperrr May 24, 2020

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twitter bbw

woman who are portrayed as plus size (or "chubby") on Twitter, but are truly not

1: "Did you see twitter user? She's chubby"
2: "She's not plus size, she's a twitter bbw"

by shyneoutkid July 6, 2023


Twitter Trump

Twitter Trump, is the Donald trump who likes reporting things on twitter before reporting them to the council

Twitter Trump(on twitter): I'm declaring war on Syria!
Twitter Trump(to the council 5 hours later): I would like to wage a war on syria

by TALKEYS January 29, 2019


twitter twit

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.

by liztastic March 15, 2009


Twitter Rapper

a social media nuisance with hopes of becoming famous with the use of bad quality music and spam. sometimes the following : follower ratio may fool you into thinking they're famous, but don't let this fool you, it's not hard to purchase a fake following.

Bob: Yo, Young Greatness just followed me on Twitter. I've never heard of him tho..
Phil: Check out his music, he's probably on the come up.

*Bob checks out Young Greatness's music*

Bob: Woah, this... this doesn't sound very good..
Phil: Come on, man. Are you already a hater?
Bob: No, dude. Here take a listen.

*Phil listens*

Phil: Woah, this is terrible, who signed this guy?

*Both do Google searches*

Bob: I'm not seeing anything..
Phil: Me neither...

Both: Twitter Rapper...

by AyeDumbDumb July 18, 2014