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sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.

Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.

by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011


Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.

Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!

by Chigouderen December 23, 2010


United Statesian

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.

I’m United Statesian BITCH!

by Sleepy Creep July 2, 2022


Unit of Time

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

by Ellie from Philly July 26, 2008


mini unit

an absolute machine of a person who looks like they never leave the gym. except they’re a mini version. very compact. usually around 5’1”.

Ah, shit. Here comes the mini unit.

by mini_unit September 30, 2019


Fogle Unit

A unit of measurement that is designated to all things immeasurable by scientific means.

I gave Tom a 4 out of 5 fogle units on his personal skills.

by Jfogey July 19, 2020


United Fan

A fan other the English soccer team Manchester United.

These fans are pretentious and full of themselves. Really dumbass fans that hate their own team.

Do you see the man over there? He is such a United Fan

by COYS14 December 29, 2020