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when a female is truthful about how many guys have been in her vertical smile
My cousin met a female at the club who said she could count the number of guy's she had been with on one hand but her vaginal integrity was compromised when he found out one hand meant using it numerous times
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When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.
Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!
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When a girlss cherry pops with such intency that it explodes all over the the males penis. The blood goes in every direction.
"DUDDEDE! I poped this girls cherry last night and it went everywhere!"
"YOOO that sounds like a VAGINAL EXPLOSION!"
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an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex
Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's
Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom
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having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only
alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her
marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: damn...
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when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"
hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction
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When a women or zombie begins to rot in the genital regions. This could also stand for the male rectum in a similar situation.
Vaginal Decay can also stand for when an incident so horrible occurs it frustrates someone beyond comprehension so strongly that their vagina and/or anal region deteriorates or decays while still living. (or feels as though it has.)
A women with a immensely foul vagina or a man's fungus ridden unwashed anus.
The worse part of the zombie invasion was the putrid stench of vaginal decay.
That math test last week was so intensely frustrating that I felt as though I would be consumed by vaginal decay.
That girl in my science class wreaks of vaginal decay, she probably hasn't showered in decades.
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