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A sexual pig roast where the woman in the middle is vegan.
Julio and Ronald where chillin' like villains outside the vegan food store when Amanda walked out. The three of them then went back behind the store and had a vegan roast.
A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it
Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.
Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)
Beauty Products that don’t contain any animal or insect derived bi-products and or In their Ingredients list such as;
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen
And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
Veganmakeupshare uses only Vegan Beauty Products.
A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt
Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan
A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker