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Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".
Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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Ellie's very sexy bf.
Luca has a very very very nice ass and is so hot, he's the one person who will brighten your day with his humorous jokes and cute smiles and caring personality that will give you butterflies everytime you see him. He has the cutest faggy boy who will protect and love and care about you no matter what and will do anything to make someone feel cared for. Luca is very cool and popular with the boys and girls if yk what I mean and he's always down for a fun time by usually doing something dumb or illegal. Overall one of the most amazing boys you'll ever meet, he makes girls head over toes and definitely the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. Also he makes me blush alot like everytime I see him in the halls and everything
Wow Luca (my very sexy bf) <3 is so hot and I'm so jealous of his girlfriend that will hurt any girl that breaths the same air as him
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Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.
Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009
A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
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