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Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.

Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.

by MVG42069 November 23, 2021


von Tippelskirch

One adopted, or even reaccepted, by the ''Father of the Universe''

''You heard of that 'von Tippelskirch' dude?''
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)

by Thereminderoftruth December 16, 2018


Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.

That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.

by Callivus February 23, 2022


Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 3, 2020


Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021


Matty von scatty

Worst fool

Matty von scatty

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018


Duck Von

Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.

"Sorry."

"For what?"

"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."

by SassTheo June 8, 2017