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Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
A dark or light shade female with large breast.
Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.
The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it
Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
Information that is a kind of logical pathology consisting of logical conglomerates connected by logical fallacy and lies based on sentiment
What he just wrote is watermelon juice
When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
Watermelon to the face:
Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.
*Johnny takes a toke*
*Cough* *Cough*
Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.