Military Phonetic Alphabet for PW, aka Pussy Whipped
Sgt Baker's wife won't let him go out drinking with us this weekend, he's SO Papa Whiskey!
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MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM
JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
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An alcoholic that has erectile disfunction upon drinking.
Steve always gets whiskey dick.
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The sissy way of drinking whiskey, makes for an awfully sweet mixture that doesn't really taste like Coke, but also not like whiskey. A waste of a good drink and a good soda. And in some bars, if you order a whiskey, waiters won't even ask and bring you just that. Particularly in gay bars.
"Yo, I just ordered a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey for us!" - "Great, I love you, man!" - Bottle arrives - "Wait a second, what the fuck is that supposed to be?!?" - "Did he actually mess it up with Coke!?!" - "LET'S VANDALIZE THIS PLACE!"(Conversation between two gentlemen who both hate whiskey and Coke)
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Tila Tequila's ugly sister.
Also used to insult girls. Usually used by dumb, ugly bitches on TV or internet that can't think of better comebacks but can also be used by guys.
Ex. 1:
Rob: Hey! That's Tila Tequila! But who's that drunk, fat, ugly bitch next to her?
Tim: That's her sister, Wendy Whiskey.
Ex. 2:
hxc_bxtchesz101: lolz, did u c dat ugly h03 at da muviesz???
emoxxxscene: L0LZ YA WAT A WENDY WHISKEY!!!
hxc_bxtchesz101: LOLZ!!!
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An impromtu drinking session that may last long into the night and cause damage, e.g., a hangover, associated self loathing and loss of personal productivity. Analogous to a cold front in weather terms.
"I thought you were going deer hunting with us this morning."
"Naw, man. A whiskey front blew through last night and left me disabled."
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Whiskey Tango
There is a sophisticated psychology behind Whiskey Tango and those that grasp itโs root can be liberated and free from societal expectations. At itโs face value, Whiskey Tango appears to be a derogatory reference. Itโs origin stems from a coded identifier using the NATO phonetic alphabet for the letters WT which references โWhite Trashโ; BUT โWhiskey Tangoโ is more than that.
Whiskey Tango Life is applied to a lifestyle or activity and not the adjective stereo type of a person. It is a freedom that transcends socioeconomic and racial boundaries (you donโt have to be white to be whiskey tango). Whiskey Tango is who we are in our simplest form that makes us happy without judgement or conforming to what society thinks we are or should do. Itโs in all of us and we can define it differently for each one of us and each person has THEIR own definition. It is an acceptance of imperfection and an understanding that what we like to do or to be ourselves in a way that may not be what someone expects from us. We all have our Whiskey Tango moment and it is usually when we are having the most fun weโve ever had! The good times with family and friends. It is to be American and the Right to Pursue Happiness! We all have a trashy side. A classy trashy side.
Accept it, Embrace it, and Live it! Itโs ok. Be yourself, be free, and be Whiskey Tango. Love of self and The Whiskey Tango Life!
Now a website where you can label yourself so others CAN'T do it for you!
During the week I am a professional with serious responsibilities; but on the weekend I get together with my friends and let my Whiskey Tango side out and have the best time of my life! whiskey tango life
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