Military Phonetic Alphabet for PW, aka Pussy Whipped
Sgt Baker's wife won't let him go out drinking with us this weekend, he's SO Papa Whiskey!
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MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM
JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
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An alcoholic that has erectile disfunction upon drinking.
Steve always gets whiskey dick.
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The sissy way of drinking whiskey, makes for an awfully sweet mixture that doesn't really taste like Coke, but also not like whiskey. A waste of a good drink and a good soda. And in some bars, if you order a whiskey, waiters won't even ask and bring you just that. Particularly in gay bars.
"Yo, I just ordered a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey for us!" - "Great, I love you, man!" - Bottle arrives - "Wait a second, what the fuck is that supposed to be?!?" - "Did he actually mess it up with Coke!?!" - "LET'S VANDALIZE THIS PLACE!"(Conversation between two gentlemen who both hate whiskey and Coke)
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Tila Tequila's ugly sister.
Also used to insult girls. Usually used by dumb, ugly bitches on TV or internet that can't think of better comebacks but can also be used by guys.
Ex. 1:
Rob: Hey! That's Tila Tequila! But who's that drunk, fat, ugly bitch next to her?
Tim: That's her sister, Wendy Whiskey.
Ex. 2:
hxc_bxtchesz101: lolz, did u c dat ugly h03 at da muviesz???
emoxxxscene: L0LZ YA WAT A WENDY WHISKEY!!!
hxc_bxtchesz101: LOLZ!!!
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When you drink to the point of your hands losing their grip.
Sorry I ruined your rug with my whiskey grip!
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An impromtu drinking session that may last long into the night and cause damage, e.g., a hangover, associated self loathing and loss of personal productivity. Analogous to a cold front in weather terms.
"I thought you were going deer hunting with us this morning."
"Naw, man. A whiskey front blew through last night and left me disabled."
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