piles wide

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”

That kid is piles wide!
My friend took a huge pull, then 20 minutes later he was piles wide

wide shot

taking a very broad look at something, which probably won't result in seeing anything interesting or specific

Jake took a wide shot of the house. Nothing jumped out as unusual.

Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

As Heaven is Wide

Nothing that you say will release you
Nothing that you pray will forgive you
Nothing's what your words mean to me
Something that you did will destroy me
Something that you said will stay with me
Long after you're dead and gone
If flesh could crawl
My skin would fall
From off my bones
And run away from here
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
If holy is as holy does
This house would burn straight down to hell
Take its conscience with it as it falls
Nothing said could change the fact
My trust was blind, you broke the pact
If God's my witness, God must be blind
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly

Wish
Wish
Wish
Wish
Take it back, I dare you, take it back
No you can't, you should have thought of that
What's inside a man that's goes so wrong?
Choke on guilt that's far too good for you
Say one word, I'll laugh and bury you
Leave you in the place where you left me
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
I wish I could fly
As angels can fly
Wish
Wish

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).

Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.

wide slash

Another term for a vagina.

Damn son. She done had one dem wide slashes.

Wide BS

1- A lot of bullshit in one place.
2- A version of a video game that's been modded so many times that, while remaining playable, is almost unrecognizable as the original game.

1- Man, that is some wide BS.
2- I just got the wide BS version of Animal Crossing. Tom Nook is such a chad!