Wii U

NO ITS NOT AN EXTENSION TO THE WII

Me: So I got a new console, the Wii U
Other human: you don’t have a Wii, how can you use it?
Me: uh it’s a new console different from the Wii?
Other human: why does it say Wii tho
Me:REEEEEEEEEEEE

Wii Twit

The act of being on twitter whilst on the Wii Fit, but can be used for twittering while playing anything on the Wii.

"I'm Wii twitting, man."
"Wtf?!"
"I'm on twitter whilst I'm on the Wii Fit."

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Wii-ner

A Nintendo Wii gamer.

I bought my Wii last night! I'm a Wii-ner now!

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Nintendo Wii

The official name of Nintendo's next console. Wii is pronounced as 'we'. The Nintend Wii's codename was the Nintendo Revolution. For a definition of the Nintendo Wii, search "Nintendo Revolution".

Gus: "Hey Stan, the Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii"
Stan: "The what?!"
Gus: "The Wii!"
Stan: "Wicked freshes!"
Gus: "Indeed"

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wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

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Wii-J

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.

See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.

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sex wii

A disgusting form of sexual gratification involving a "nun-chuck" and wii remote. this activity is frowned upon in any circles other than that of obsessive japanese MK players.

"errr, thats worse than sex wii"

"you dont wanna eat that biscuit do you.....SEX WII FASTER"

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