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Triple unsuccessful suicide attempt is called pulling an Owen Wilson
Luke: My brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
Vince:So he pulled an Owen Wilson
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A form of oral sex performed on the male genitalia, which, for this act is known as the 'Wilson'. The male sits on a chair, or on the edge of a bed and allows his female partner to fellate him. However the male must put his legs under his partners arms and cross them at her back while pushing his partner down onto his wilson. The movement is familiar to a buckin' bronco from the wild west.. hence the name 'The Wild Wilson'.
CJ: I got a blowjob last night, it was really good because i was using my legs to help the girl down on me.
Sam: Dude, you got a WILD WILSON!
*high 5*
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1) The greatest guy you will ever meet. A social person, who just loves to have a good time. But he cares and puts others before him. A God-loving man. A guy who thinks deep of the world. The sweetest and best boyfriend ever.
"Have you found your Wilson Yu? I know I have."
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Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.
- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?
We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!
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so gay that she can not physically function
"wow, ella wilsons gay radiates off her"
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