A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover
When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.
A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.
Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"
the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek
"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"
"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"
Slowly getting drunk but still no joy
She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex
When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.
Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.
Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"