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when you eat big meal and pick up a girl at the same time
tonight was a great night got a big mac value meal super sized and wine&bag the chick number staring at me as i left
White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.
“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James
“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom
“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James
A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.
Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"
Slowly getting drunk but still no joy
She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex
the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek
"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"
"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"