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You’re fav toy in the porn shop
Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”
This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.