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It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman
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Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!
Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.
Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?
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supposedly britney's new comeback song. the song basically repeats womanizer over and over throuout the song.
britney: "womanizer woman womanizer your a womanizer oh womanizer oh your a womanizer baby"
me: stfu what song can possibly be more annoying than this
britney: "gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"
me:commits suicide by listening to britney spears over and over again
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A female human men will NEVER understand. Will have children when fertalized by men. Has very long puberty time. Will get grouchy and hormonal during period. Do NOT confuse anger with period or they will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Men: You seem angry. Are you on your period?
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
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Toy for men that makes food cleans the house and gets used for sexual gratification
My woman mopped my floors dusted the furniture than pitched lasagna noodles ricotta cheese ground beef and pasta sauce and made me a delicious meal and then got down on her knees and sucked my penis until I ejaculated into her mouth while I ate it
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Those who truly hold supremacy over man and are the reason for all of his vices and vice versa. If women didn't want men to be powerful they would never turn into power hungry murdering psychotics who look at them as if they were nothing more than sperm deposits. If men didn't want women to be bitchy, moody, and overly sensitive, then they should stop chasing after the girl who seems the most stuck up and pissy at the bar.
Man: I'm tired of crazy bitches so I'm going to get blitzed and look for the biggest stuck up bitch I can find at the club so that I'll wind up back at square one.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
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