Random
Source Code

Woman

Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.

Why is that woman doin that?

by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009

58πŸ‘ 399πŸ‘Ž


Woman

An Object, not unlike a toaster

Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?

Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good

Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!

by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009

58πŸ‘ 407πŸ‘Ž


woman

Human with XX chromosomes.
Clearly some men here have a weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd like to say I have nothing against men at all and that I'm not putting men down as you guys have been putting down women before I start addressing two points.

1. I know that crap some guy wrote about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter and irrational metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. The truth is that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosome that later on turns any babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosome, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosome, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosomes.

2. One disturbed individual said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. If you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal) do not have impaired brain functioning and indeed enjoy normal intelligence.

In fact, the neurons in female brains are more interconnected which allows electrical impulses to be transmitted much faster than in male brains. Another facet of this is the question of how the people below explain the fact that girls out-perform boys throughout school life, as surely if women were less intelligent this would not be the case.

The boys who have written the below should really think about their issues with women because as a psychology student it seems to me to be a very unhealthy attitude, probably stemming from deep insecurities within themselves and their own gender identity, or possibly from past bad emotional experiences that should be dealt with. I'm sorry if the latter is the case but it is still no excuse to be writing the poisonous and offensive things that are written below. Frankly, you give men a bad name. It is men like you who perpetuate those generalizations and ruin it for all the lovely, emotionally balanced men out there, and to be fair, you are doing exactly the same to women when you write all this stuff about all of us being inferior in every way so please stop and think about what you are doing and deal with your issues.

Woman, you rock!

by The Happy Humanist February 16, 2010

854πŸ‘ 7343πŸ‘Ž


Woman

Kitchen tool

Perfect In the kitchen

Brilliant at making sandwiches

There’s two genders kitchen(woman) and man

by Dylan Mogg December 11, 2018

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


woman

woman are fun

woman are fun to have

by goodaboy June 9, 2020

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


woman

Not to be confused with lady. A way of entertainment. Unlike a videgame, or a DVD game, this way of entertainment, or woman can not be manipulated through a keyboard or remote device. However, money would be the best way to manipulate this being in order to get some fun. Some other models work with feelings; by using the rights chain of words in a stupid, pathetic manner (see love, marriage, feelings) , the user might get along well with this modern way of entertainment and end up having some fun. Sometimes the fun gets outta hand and the user ends up reproducing or procreating other beings by mistake instead, or individuals for future entertainment.

This way of entertainment can be found at corners, bars, clubs and other grimy places.

Im bored, Im going to call over my woman.

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

53πŸ‘ 408πŸ‘Ž


Woman

The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.

Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.

by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010

50πŸ‘ 394πŸ‘Ž