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a person that has been laid by a Mexican
Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.
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When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.
Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.
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When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
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sarah : mr miller just invited me to his bubble wrap party wana come with?
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe
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A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper
I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.
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When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.
Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.
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Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.
Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.
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