noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Another way of saying Beating ur meat
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
“Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”
you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
cloakzy, i'm just yanking your snout dude - turner
The term describes people from the north aka YANKS, YANKEES, or GREASE-BALLS, rapidly populatiing the south while having very unpleasant body odor and smell. (mainly fishy or just bad smelling)
In recent years, people have seen the effects of YANK STANK FEVER in the south ex; colleges and college towns.
The party last night would have been much better, but YANK STANK FEVER caused everyone to leave cause of their yank like ways and very bad smell.
Pulling something large with a great amount of force.
“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!