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a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
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I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.
greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you
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Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Murray: Call the poli-
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Something some blue haired idiot said once.
Person 1: -Insults Ninja-
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH? -Throws chair-
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What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
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It is a action preformed when a 10-13 year old calls you a Homosexual or "Faggot"
Dickhead: fuck you faggot
Ninja(me): THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
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