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zoom zoom

banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.

"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"

"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "

by squirrelz1010101 September 7, 2020


zoom zoom

zoom zoom, zz or zz00m is the same as zoomer.

Hi zoom zoom

by Lord_Kepler_@4chan.org June 4, 2022


Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020


zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.

Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2010


Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020


Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020


ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.

John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!

by looart September 24, 2018