Random
Source Code

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 23, 2022


Banana Slam

Beating your meat to Winston rule34

"That competitive game sure was stressful. I think it's time to get banana slammed."

by Slamana Banner March 31, 2019


A Forking Banana

It’s a word to adentify somthing bad. Often used as a better alternative to a sver word.

Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”

Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana

Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “

Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”

by Kaptenkalsipp February 20, 2018


Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla November 21, 2015

1👍 1👎


Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025