cheese monkey

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.

Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.

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butt cheese

when you need to wipe your hiney

please don't rub your butt cheese on my leg

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Spread the cheese

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

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wankstaroni & cheese

A tasty dish, prepared primarily with wanksters such as arjun.
Wankstaroni & cheese only tastes good with the desired mix of desi and white-ness.

Best Served Hot, for Eleni's sake.

Mmm... mmm... bitch! This wankstaroni & cheese is da shiznit!

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cheese whiz

Canned non-food item!

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Cup Cheese

The act of farting into the cup of you're hand and throwing it in someones face and/or holding it over their nose.

I farted and then yelled cup cheese! while throwing it in my friends face.

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Eat the cheese

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

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